Another lovely mother and son conversation between Abram and myself.
Setting: In the car driving home.
Abram: Mom, Jarred says that this girl named Courtney has a crush on me.
Mom: Oh really?
Abram: Yeah, but I said IN YOUR DREAMS!
Mom: Why would you say that?
Abram: Because she is mean to me. She calls me retarded and stuff.
Mom: Ohhh...well then Jarred is probably right, because normally a girl is kind of mean to you when she likes you.
Abram: All girls?
Mom: Well it's more of a rule for little kids, but yeah you can sort of assume that a girl likes you if she is kind of mean to you.
Abram: Ohhhh...is that why you are mean to Dad sometimes?
Mom: I'm NOT mean to your Dad.
Den begged me to post this conversation, and since I am an angelic wife I decided to oblige....hehehe