Uh-Oh Spaghetti-O company is coming and I dont have my house all clean. Where did the time go? I had big plans! Now the day is upon us and I am looking around thinking I'm in over my head.
When we have company I am the type of gal that wants all my ducks in a row, I want to bounce a quarter off my beds, I not only want to run the dust bunnies away, I want to scare the peewoddin' out of 'em (whatever that means). So as I am lazily sipping my peppermint tea this morning I am feeling doomed and lost. OH MYYYYY!
So I am going to call in the backup team. I pay BIG money for them! They run me about a box of oatmeal cream cookies, some Dr. Pepper, and I may have to throw in a bag of Cheetos, its a high price, but I'm desperate and I am willing to pay it today!
Company is due in, either this afternoon or evening, so I have no time to waste. One being River's girlfriend, so I am expected to throw in 5 haircuts today as well. Yes, I cut the hair in this house. Why? Well not because it's rewarding, fun, or because I want to give my boys the BEST haircut ever, noooooooo it's because it's CHEAP! So put that on my to do list this morning too, and the hair mess that's left behind can make the sturdiest girl squeamish, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do!
Alright so I'm off. Wish me luck folks. I will make sure I stay hydrated and wear my clothes in layers. Now if you don't hear from me in a while, send in back up, because something went wrong, very very wrong!
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Posted by Trina at 9:25 AM